Work

Oggi ho trovato una definizione su Urban Dictionary, che mi è piaciuta particolarmente. Quella di work.

A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it’s much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing – the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork…others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.

You are here to work, not to have fun!